(TED) COME ON, DOUGAL.
BETTER GET MOVING.

(SNORING AND GROWLING)

- HELLO, FATHER WALTON.
- FECK OFF!

THERE I NOTE THE WORD 'SHOOTINGS'.
BUZZ?

LOOK. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR...

YES, DOUGAL, THINGS LIKE THAT.

'YOU HAVE USED FOUR INCHES
OF STICKY TAPE. GOD BLESS YOU.

WHOOO!

OH, GOD, TED!
THERE'S A DENT IN THE CAR!

AND, ER...FATHER...DOUGAL...MCGUIRE.

(ALL SHOUTING)

OH, FATHER, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
WHAT IS IT?

(LAUGHS)

I SUPPOSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
NOW, IT WAS FUNNY.

I'M OUT OF FECKING WHISKEY!

WAIT, I CAN DO THIS BIT.

- ARE YOU PRIESTS?
- YOU BUNCH OF WANKERS.

THINK ABOUT WHO'S SITTING
IN THE LIVING ROOM.

- HIDING FROM WHO?
- FROM YOUR WOMAN.

- IT'S EASY-PEASY!
- I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD GET OUT.

DID YOU GET THOSE SPECIALLY?
YOU CAN BUY THEM DOWN THE SHOP.

THERE'S A "G" IN DOUGAL.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK
TO THIS FASCIST?

- TEA, FATHER?
- GREAT!