AH, HELLO, TED.

NO.

TAKE HIM AWAY.

YES, THE PROBLEM THERE IS, YOU SEE,
THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLAN.

I'LL GO AS MOTHER TERESA.

I, ER...

AH, YES. THE ROPE. (CHUCKLES)

ER... THANKS FOR THE CAKE JUMPER.

WAIT, I'VE JUST REMEMBERED. HA!

THERE WE GO. HAH! MISS CLARKE!

THE GETTING UP EARLY THING,
IT'S GREAT BUT...

NO. THANKS ANYWAY.

I HEARD THERE WERE
200 CASES OF FORCED TRANSVESTISM

SURELY YOU CAN'T LET THEM
GET THROUGH A DAY ON THEIR OWN?

YES, HE'S GONE MAD OVER THE FILM.

HERE SHE GOES.

(MAN ON PA)
'TESTING - ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO.'

WHAT IF THE OLD ONE SPEAKS
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BACK?

WHAT THE HELL?

(SNORES)

TO BE HONEST, I COULDN'T GIVE A TOSS.

ALL RIGHT, FATHER, I'LL GIVE IT A GO.

WHAT'S THE OFFICIAL LINE
THE CHURCH IS TAKING?

DON'T TALK TO ME ON THE MOBILE,
I'M RIGHT BESIDE YOU.