- RIGHT, THE COAST IS CLEAR.
- FATHER JACK'S NOT HERE?

WE DON'T WANT JACK
TO SUSPECT ANYTHING.

(MUTTERING)

UM...A FRIEND OF OURS
HAD AN ACCIDENT.

AND DON'T COME UP ON HIM FROM BEHIND,
HE WON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.

HA HA HA HA.

WOW. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

DOUGAL'S DOING A FUNERAL?!
YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?!

- LISTEN TO THAT, DOUGAL.
- I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

CRAZY GOLF, PAUL,
NOT EXACTLY THE US MASTERS.

WHAT?

I JUST WANT THIS FILM BUSINESS
OVER WITH.

SOMEONE'S TRYING TO MAKE A CALL
ON THE TELEPHONE.

SO ALL THAT MEANS
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ME.

(DJ) '..WITH THEIR NEW SINGLE,
HERE'S RADIOHEAD.'

HELLO?

I'LL BE OFF NOW, THEN, FATHER.

FATHER TED CRILLY.
VERY PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

TED, IF THAT'S NOT OUR ONE,
WHICH ONE IS?

'PLEASE, DO NOT LAUGH AT THIS SIMPLE
EXAMPLE OF CUBAN HANDICRAFT.'

BUT THE SONG THE PUBLIC CHOSE
HAS WON FIVE YEARS IN A ROW.

- I'LL TALK TO THESE TWO.
- YES.

HOW EXACTLY DO YOU GET TO
CRAGGY ISLAND?

LOTS OF LUCK, DOUGAL.
WE'RE BEING GIVEN A CAR.