I SUPPOSE THE...

FECK!

NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE US
DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE.

(MOTOR CHUGGING)

FATHER TED, FATHER DOUGAL!
'TIS YOURSELVES!

WE HAVE OUR MINDS
ON MORE SPIRITUAL MATTERS.

OH, YES. HE HAD TO GET ONE IN
BECAUSE OF THIS WHISTLE THING.

FATHER, FATHER. DEAD TO THE WORLD.

GOOD LUCK, FATHER TED.

THE STONE IS GREAT. WE'VE SEEN IT
I THINK, ABOUT 300 TIMES.

SOMEBODY SAW YOU ON TV IN A
DOCUMENTARY, YOU WERE IN BELFAST.

TED?

# SEARCH FOR THE HERO
INSIDE YOURSELF, YEAH, YEAH

THE WEST PART OF THE ISLAND WAS
BEAUTIFUL. UNTIL IT DRIFTED OFF.

# YOU STRETCHED FOR THE STARS
AND YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS

AND AT NIGHT
I JUST LIKE A CUP OF TEA.

THIS HAS BEEN
A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME.

# RUNNING AROUND
WITH A MAN ON YOUR BACK

CONFESSIONS AND THINGS LIKE THAT?

I DON'T KNOW!

ALL RIGHT, SO.

AH, BISHOP BRENNAN, HELLO!
GOD ALMIGHTY, WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK?

WELL...

I MEAN, LOOK,
A REMOTE CONTROL WHEELCHAIR.