ARSE! (SCREAMING)

OH, WHERE ARE THEY?

TED, THE OTHER DAY, I SAW HOW
YOU DEALT WITH THAT SUICIDE GUY.

YOU LOOK THROUGH MY NOTES

(BELL)

GOOD IDEA. PERFUME IS THE IDEAL
WOMAN PRESENT, ISN'T IT?

DOES THAT MEAN
WE CAN KEEP THE CAR?

MAYBE SHE'S HAVING A GO AT HIM.

IT WAS BRILLIANT. FANTASTIC FUN.
ONE OF THE BEST CHRISTMAS DAYS EVER.

TO BE HONEST, I MIGHT NOT..

WHO'S THAT, SOPHIA LOREN?

WILL I PUT MORE WATER IN
AND TURN IT ON AGAIN?

I CAN'T WAIT!

I'VE BEEN PRACTISING
WITH THIS TOY ONE.

I THINK WINDY SHEPHERD HENDERSON
WAS HIS PRIEST THERE.

BOLLOCKS.

THIS IS TERRIBLE, PEOPLE THINK
I'M A NAZI RACIST AND I'M NOT!

AH, BRILLIANT, TED!

- RIGHT, LET'S GO.
- RIGHT.

'AND MEN WEREN'T ALLOWED AROUND WOMEN
WITHOUT A LICENCE.

BUT HE LACKED THAT INNER DIGNITY
OF PRIESTHOOD.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED TO MR SWEENEY?

WHAT HAPPENED, FATHER JACK?
WHA... OOOOO!

TAKES A WHILE TO START
IN THE MORNING.