YOU GO ON, I'LL ONLY SLOW YOU DOWN.

I'M GOING TO PUT THE MEGAPHONE
DOWN NOW, ALL RIGHT?

'IT'S ABOUT HOW
THE CHURCH IN IRELAND

BUT NOW, WAIT, I'M NOT SURE.

I THINK...

THERE'S NO END OF THINGS
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT.

IT'S AFTER UNRAVELLING.

NO ONE ELSE IS GETTING ANY.
THIS IS ALL FOR ME.

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS
FOR YOUR SERMONS?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THEN HE WAS BACK IN WICKLOW.

AND WELCOME TO THIS WEEK'S
TOP OF THE POPS.

NO, I'VE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

I HAD A MINOR HEART ATTACK LAST YEAR.

ACTUALLY, NO, I CAN'T.

(TED) 'ELVIS BECAME FAMOUS,
THEN THEY FORCED HIM INTO THE ARMY.

FATHER FLUFFYBOTTOM.

- GOT THE FORFEIT, TED!
- OH, GOD.

THAT'D BE BRINGING PEOPLE
BACK TO LIFE...

EVENING MASS?

YOU ALL RIGHT?
DO YOU WANT ME TO...

GREAT! I MEAN, OH, NO.

YOU CAN GET SOUVENIR COMBS.

- YES, I THINK SO!
- RIGHT SO, YOU GO FIRST.