AND THE HAIRINESS
OF SOME OF THOSE BABIES.

- HAVE YOU GOT THAT?
- I HAVE, TED.

HAPPY ONE MINUTE, AND THE NEXT YOU GO
AND SHOOT YOURSELF AND THAT'S THAT.

HOW ABOUT
AND A TENNER FOR THE REST?

YEAH, YEAH... I'M ALL RIGHT...

- OH, GOD, TED.
- HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

NOT BAD AT ALL!

DOUGAL, HOW IS THIS "NOT THAT BAD"?

TODAY YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKING
A PHOTOGRAPH OF ME

- YOU OK?
- I THINK SO.

WELL, IF IT LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER
AND IT DOESN'T GURGLE OR ANYTHING,

YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS

I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR TWO WEEKS
I WAS GOING AS ELVIS.

LET'S GET ON TO THE IMPORTANT
STUFF - THE RAFFLE!

"EOIN MCLOVE HAS A HAPPY FACE."

FATHER DAMO'S GREAT.

IT'S A BIG WASTE.
CHEWING GUM FOR THE EYES.

YES, ANY RELIGIOUS QUESTION
CAN BE ANSWERED BY THAT.

WHAT IF... WHAT IF WE ORGANISED
THE RAFFLE SO THAT WE WON IT?

- IT'S EASY-PEASY!
- I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD GET OUT.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, THEN.
ABOUT SEVEN?

GOD ALMIGHTY!
LOOK WHO IT IS! IT'S THAT ACTOR.

ANYWAY, LET'S GO, CAPTAIN.

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO GO
AU NATUREL AT THE POOL.