SHE WON'T BE ABLE
TO FETCH WATER FOR HER VILLAGE.

DO YOU WANT ANY HELP? HE MIGHT
GET HYSTERICAL AND START CRYING,

A CLAUSE SAYS I HAVE TO PAY MORE
IF HIS IMAGE IS USED ON STAMPS,

WELL, AS A PRIEST.

A DROP OF SODA?

IT'S THE BEST WAY, FATHER.
BELIEVE ME.

WAIT, I'VE JUST REMEMBERED. HA!

AND THIS HERE. A PERFECTLY SQUARE
BIT OF BLACK DIRT ON THE WINDOW.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE DAMAGE
A BOMB CAN DO? BLOW YOUR FACE OFF!

I STEPPED ON THE HAMSTER'S BIKE
AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS.

TOLD ME TO GIVE HIM A CALL
ANY TIME I WAS NERVOUS.

THE SEX WAS GETTING A LITTLE BORING
AND I DID NOTHING TO SPICE IT UP.

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
DON'T YOU TRY AND STOP ME.

IT'S THIS ONE HERE.
THIS ONE SMELLS OF WEE.

THERE'S YOU, SAYING THE MASS
HERE LAST YEAR.

ALL RIGHT, SO.

SO HE MUST HAVE DRAWN THAT HIMSELF.
AH, HE MEANT WELL.

NO, HE GOT A NEW ONE. APPARENTLY
IT'S TWICE AS BIG. LET'S GO!

- COME ON, SAMPRAS.
- WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?

- WHEN'S HIS NEXT CONFESSION?
- TUESDAY. I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED.

WELL, MAYBE NOT
THE SMILE ON HIS FACE...

HERE WE GO AGAIN. HEADS OR TAILS?

THE BITS OF FLUFF ARE ARRANGING
THEMSELVES INTO A BISHOP FORMATION.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, TED.