I'VE GOT A TERRIBLE SECRET.

YOU'D FALL FOR AGES AND AGES...

THEY HAVE WAYS. OLD WOMEN ARE
CLOSER TO GOD THAN WE'LL EVER BE.

NOT THE, YOU KNOW,
BUT THE NIGHTCLUBS

IF WE REPLACE HIS FOOT
WITH AN OBJECT

- WHEN ARE WE GOING?
- WHEN ARE WE...? WHAT?

(WHISTLING)

HE'S SIGNING A FEW DEATH WARRANTS.

IS THAT MRS DOYLE'S POEM
WAS BETTER THAN YOURS.

THEY'RE JUST CHATTING.

MRS DOYLE, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO CUT HIS NAILS NOW, ARE YOU?

UNLESS YOU'D PREFER TO GO
AS MOTHER TERESA.

IF THAT MAN CAME IN AND TRIED TO
STEAL ANY OF THE WHISTLES IN HERE...

FATHER GEORGE BYRNE?

- CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING?
- NO, I CAN'T.

YOU'RE RIGHT THERE, TED.

# WHEN I WAS YOUNG

SO HE USED TO CARRY A KITTEN
IN HIS POCKET.

YOU CAN HAVE BOTH FOR 50P.

'IRLANDIA, MEETHEN VATHMEE.'

WAS IT COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE KITCHEN
WITH...THE CANDLESTICK?

ACTUALLY,
I'D BETTER GO TO THE TOILET FIRST.

WELL, THAT'S IT, THEN.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, FATHER JACK?