I KNOW IT'S CONFUSING BUT JUST DO THE
OPPOSITE OF WHAT FATHER JESSUP SAYS.

HOW COULD YOU GET A PERFECTLY
SQUARE BIT OF BLACK DIRT ON A WINDOW?

UP! UP! UP!

INVOLVING MR SWEENEY LAST YEAR.

AND ER... AND YOU, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED EITHER!

BUT A LOOPHOLE MEANS THE BLOODY
THING'S SHOWING IN THIS DUMP.

(HOWLING)

- HELLO, FATHERS.
- HELLO MRS SHERIDAN, MRS GLYNN.

- TED...
- 15 YEARS AGO, I MET A YOUNG ORPHAN.

I THINK THAT PROCESS
HAS ALREADY BEGUN.

FATHER TED CRILLY SPEAKING.

OOPS, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.
I'LL JUST TAP IT THE OTHER WAY.

MR MCLOVE WILL NOT ALLOW
ANY PHOTOGRAPHS

WELL, I'D BETTER HEAD ON.
THANKS AGAIN.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE ON JACK'S HEAD.

WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT FATHER JACK
HAD HALF A MILLION POUNDS?

SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY, TED?

WRITING HER A NOTE TO SAY WE DON'T
USUALLY GET UP TILL LATER.

# EBONY AND IVORY

NO, I MEAN, IN GENERAL?

- SO...
- RIGHT, SO, WE'RE ALL OFF.

- ME, PLEASE, MRS DOYLE.
- TEA? FECK!

(MAN) WHAT THE FUP
ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HE'LL BE FINE.