HELLO, MAMMY AND, ER, DADDY.

I JUST HEARD IT IN THE LIFT!
I HEARD SOMEONE WHISTLING IT!

'..AND SPEAK
TO PRIESTS YOU WANT TO KNOW.'

WILL YOU SHUT UP, WILL YOU?

PEOPLE MAY BE CONFUSED ABOUT
WHERE THE PAROCHIAL HOUSE IS.

(JACK MUTTERING)

I'LL BE ONE OF THE TOP PRIESTS
IN THE COUNTRY.

- THIS IS BISHOP JORDAN...
- YES!

AND I DON'T CLIMB UNDER PLANES
TO FIX FUEL LINES.

THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE THEM ANYWAY,
THE OLD ENVELOPES.

CAN I OPEN ANOTHER WINDOW
ON THE ADVENT CALENDAR?

FATHER BEECHING, BISCUIT OR CAKE?

GO AWAY, YOU DIRTY OLD BIDDIES.

YEAH. I'M GOING TO GO HAVE A BATH,
HELP ME CALM DOWN.

- WHAT?
- THEY'VE GONE OFF.

OH-HO, TED. ONE WEEK TO GO!

OK, BILLY, I WANT YOU ON POINT.
FATHERS, YOU TAKE THE BACK.

- ER, DOUGAL...
- YEAH?

'IRELAND, NO POINTS.'

IF WE REPLACE HIS FOOT
WITH AN OBJECT

THAT'S A LOT OF
SHERRY AND STEAK DINNERS.

SEE? SHE CAN'T
KEEP HER BALANCE AT ALL.

WHAT NEXT? SOMEBODY'LL BE MURDERED
AND THEN WHERE ARE WE?

# I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
SCARAMOUCH, SCARAMOUCH