HELLO, FATHER.

TELL YOU WHAT.
MAYBE I'LL GIVE LARRY DUFF A CALL.

(TED) WHAT'S THAT?
DID YOU GET A FILM?

'AND NOW, LIVE FROM THE THEATRE
ROYAL, A SONG FOR IRELAND.

THERE WAS THIS GREAT BIT.

- CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING?
- NO, I CAN'T.

GOD, THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!

WHAT ARE YOU READING, ANYWAY?

MR MIYAGI FROM THE KARATE KID.

CHRIS, IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE!

RIGHT.

(LAUGHING)

BUT FOLLOWING AN INVESTIGATION,
NO FORMAL CHARGES WERE MADE.

ACTUALLY, I THINK I'D BETTER JUST GO
AND HAVE A BIT OF A LIE-DOWN.

YOU'RE SORT OF, UH...
DISRUPTING THE SHOW.

NO, I MEAN... "WOMEN!"

THAT MEANS THE LADS FROM
RUGGED ISLAND ARE STILL IN THE LEAD

- SURE YOU WON'T HAVE A CUP?
- I'M CERTAIN.

'THIS YEAR WE'VE GOT A LOT OF NEW
ACTS FROM ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY...'

- HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S A PRIEST.
- (SHOUTING)

IT'S AS IF MY WHOLE LIFE
WAS LEADING UP TO...

DOUGAL, THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

TREMENDOUS SMELL OF VEGETABLES.

WHAT WOULD HE BE?
WOULD HE BE 80 NOW?