I DIDN'T KNOW
THIS BLOODY THING WAS ON HERE.
AH, NO, I DON'T REALLY.
WE THOUGHT WE'D ENTER.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A GO?
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. IT'S...A SIX.
FATHER, ACTUALLY THERE'S SOMEONE...
FATHER, I'M NOT A CAPTAIN.
I'M A PRIEST!
FATHER! OH, MY GOD!
DRINK!
NO. TO BE HONEST,
I'M JUST GOING HOME.
SUPPOSE WE WERE TO BORROW
THAT TUNE FOR MY LOVELY HORSE.
- HE'S AN AWFUL EEJIT, ISN'T HE?
- YEAH!
AND THAT FELLA, BENSON,
WITH HIS BLOODY WHISTLE.
- THIS IS WATER.
- THAT'S RIGHT, FATHER.
SO...YOU REALLY DO WANT...
A CUP OF TEA?
HE RECORDED A SONG
THAT WENT TO NUMBER ONE IN ENGLAND.
- DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU?
- HUH?
(DISCO MUSIC)
- WHO SAID I'M A RACIST?
- EVERYONE'S SAYING IT, FATHER.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE BOOK.
- RECORD COLLECTION?
- YEAH.
YOU MUST REMEMBER. THEN YOU WON
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
BUT THE ONES OUT THERE ARE FAR AWAY.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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