IT'S ONLY A SPRAIN, FATHER,
IT'S NOTHING!
UP! UP! UP!
(ALL GIGGLING)
"AND THEN JUST
RUN AWAY SOMEWHERE." RIGHT?
THE SIOUX INDIANS COULD PINPOINT
THE EXACT LOCATION OF BUFFALO
DRINK!
WHO WAS THAT, TED?
OK.
NO? OK.
PERFUME, PERFUME...
- YOU DO MEET A LOT OF CELEBRITIES.
- YEAH? LIKE WHO?
- WHAT?
- TELL ME WHEN TO STOP POURING.
- ME, DOUGAL!
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.
OK, FATHER...INTO YOUR BOX.
IT'S A VIDEO RECORDER!
GAMBLING, TED.
RUINED ME FATHER AND ME GRANDFATHER.
OH, GOD, OK.
COME ON, DOUGAL.
I DON'T WANT ANY ACCIDENTS.
IF GOD WANTED US TO FLY,
HE'D PUT AIRPORTS NEARER THE CITY.
WELL, THEY'VE LASTED FINE UNTIL NOW.
- HELLO?
- HELLO.
HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING
YOU MIGHT BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT?
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, TED.
SORRY. YOU WERE GOING A BIT TOO MAD.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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