WELL, TED,
I'M VERY CYNICAL, AS YOU KNOW.

I'D HAVE TO SAY THAT WOULD BE THE
SINGLE MOST CRUSHING BLOW OF MY LIFE.

(PA) 'THE CHILD HAS NOW BEEN FOUND,
THANK YOU.'

TAKES A WHILE TO START
IN THE MORNING.

WHAT? OH, YEAH.

AND NO MORE ROLLERBLADING
UNTIL EASTER.

YES. HE'S JUST BRINGING IN...
THERE HE IS.

WELL, HELLO AGAIN.

ER, MRS DOYLE, I THINK THAT'S
ENOUGH MAKE-UP ON DOUGAL NOW.

STUPID BASTARD!
YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME!

(DOORBELL)

ANYWAY, WHAT I WAS SAYING WAS,
ANYTHING YOU WANT, JUST ASK US.

- THEY WERE GONE.
- AH.

(GUNSHOTS)

THANKS FOR THE AUTOGRAPH.
I HAVE TO GO.

- DRINK!
- GIRLS!

NOW, THIS CHART IS FROM SLOVAKIA'S
PREMIERE LENS MANUFACTURERS,

FATHER CRILLY'S GONE MAD.
IT'S THIS FOOTBALL THING.

I'LL START TREATING YOU
LIKE A 26-YEAR-OLD

REMEMBER THE FUN YOU HAD WITH
THOSE NUNS FUSSING ABOUT YOU?

THERE WAS A SPIDER
IN THE BATH LAST NIGHT.

ACTUALLY...YEAH.

WE'D HAVE TO WRITE A SONG.

HE'S SENT THE KEEPER THE WRONG WAY!