THEY SAID THEY'D FIND THE TOUR GUIDE,
TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED,

I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES
IN THE REAL WORLD.

DO YOU WANT MONEY? ANYTHING YOU WANT!

IT WOULD BE SO EASY
TO MAKE IT LOOK CHEAP AND TACKY.

NO! ARE THERE ANY MORE CHIPSTICKS?

THAT HAIR THING
CAN BE VERY CONTAGIOUS.

WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?
WILL YOU SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP?

GET TO FECK!

THEY'RE UPGRADING IT
TO A CLASS II RELIC.

NO, THIS IS
A COMMON MISUNDERSTANDING.

IT'S AFTER UNRAVELLING.

REALLY? WERE THERE
OTHER PEOPLE THERE?

THEY REMIND HIM OF ILLNESS
AND HIS OWN MORTALITY.

- LIKE WHAT, TED?
- LIKE A CRAB.

I USED TO THINK IT WAS JUST
A MAD THING TO SAY.

WHAT?

SHOW FATHER CRILLY THE PHOTOGRAPHS.
YOU'LL LIKE THESE, FATHER.

WELL, WE'LL DO OUR BEST.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

HURRAY! WHY?

I'M SORRY, HENRY.
YOUR HAIR IS SO NATURAL LOOKING,

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!

TED, I'M NOT SURE IF THIS
IS A GOOD IDEA. I MEAN, KIDNAPPING!

(LAUGHING)

I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY GREAT TO SEE.