YEAH, YEAH... I'M ALL RIGHT...

- ARGHHH!
- DOUGAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

(TED HUMMING HUUGEN NOTES TUNE)

BRILLIANT. HOW DOES HE MANAGE THAT?

(DOUGAL) AH, HE'S BEGINNING
TO LOOSEN HIS GRIP NOW.

WOULD YOU LIKE A TICKET, FATHER?

RIGHT, CARRY ON.

YES, WE THOUGHT JACK WAS JUMPING
THROUGH THAT WINDOW TOO OFTEN.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

WHY DIDN'T YOU LIE TO HIM?!

YOU SAID
IT'S YOUR NUMBER ONE AMBITION.

AND THAT SERIES OF INDENTATIONS
ALONG THE INNER THIGH?

"F YOU." "F YOUR EFFING WIFE."

GOOD!

A YOUNG WOMAN...WITH A SKIRT.

ACTUALLY, NEXT WEEK IS A BIG WEEK.

(SNIGGERS)

BEING THE BIGGEST EEJIT
IN THE PRIESTHOOD?

IT'S ONLY A SPRAIN, FATHER,
IT'S NOTHING!

- HERE, D'YOU WANT ONE?
- AH, NO, THANKS, FATHER LENNON.

I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

BECAUSE DOUGAL GOT THAT NEW VIDEO
FOR YOU, RESERVOIR DOGS.

(SCREAMING)

HAVEN'T YOU LOST
THE HEATING MONEY ON THE BET?