DOWN SOME VERY DARK
AND DISTURBING ALLEYS.

- DO I WHAT?
- DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?

- WHERE EXACTLY DID IT HAPPEN?
- ON THE 13TH HOLE.

DOUGAL, YOU'RE A PRIEST,
SHOW SOME DECORUM.

THANKS VERY MUCH, MRS DOYLE.
THAT'LL BE GRAND.

OK. WE'LL CALL IT...
MY LOVELY HORSE...

MRS DOYLE, SOME SANDWICHES.

"YOUR HUSBAND'S DEAD. HE'S NOT
COMING BACK. GET USED TO IT."

'LONDON...

TED! I'VE BEEN THINKING!
ABOUT THE TEAMASTER!

SO PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS
TOGETHER AND WELCOME ON STAGE

AHHHHHHH.

IT'S PROBABLY SNOWING
ALL OVER THE ISLAND,

IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT DAY IT IS, FATHER,

I'M NO JEFFREY ARCHER,
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS.

WAIT, I CAN DO THIS BIT.

REMEMBER? JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

GOT HIM.

NO. NO, YOU DIDN'T.

IT'S A LOVELY WORD OUR LORD GAVE US
TO USE WHEN WE DON'T WANT ANY CAKE.

SO YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SAY
TONIGHT'S MASS?

WE THOUGHT WE'D BRING IT DOWN TO YOU.

- HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S A PRIEST.
- (SHOUTING)

# I-I LOVE PARIS
IN THE SPRINGTIME