I'M HUGELY CONFUSED, TED.

WELL, IT'S NOT USUALLY SERIOUS,
IS IT, TED?

IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU'RE 22.

YOU'RE MAD! NO, NO, NO, NO.

LOOKS LIKE RAIN, TED.

- WHAT'S IT DO?
- SQUEEZE IT, IT'S A JOKE TELEPHONE.

WITH A BOMB THAT WILL BLOW UP
IF IT GOES UNDER 4MPH.

WHAT'S THAT, FATHER MCGUIRE?
YOU HAVE THE WINNING NUMBER?

AH, WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
THERE'S A SIMILAR ACT TO YOURS.

- WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
- I THINK TED HAS A PLAN.

NOT EVERY JOB'S AS DANGEROUS
AS BEING A MILKMAN.

- WELL, THERE HE GOES AGAIN.
- YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.

OH, GOD, THAT WAS CLOSE.

AND THE COMPETITION IS ON IN...?

WHO WANTS THEIR AFTERNOON DRINK?

AND PEOPLE HE KNEW.

- WHAT'S WRONG?
- I'M SCARED.

HOW DID YOU GET INTERESTED
IN THAT?

HOW COULD YOU GET A PERFECTLY
SQUARE BIT OF BLACK DIRT ON A WINDOW?

FATHER, OF COURSE!
THIS IS JUST TO CLEANSE YOU.

HE'S TERRIBLY DOWN ABOUT IT.

OH. ARE YOU?

YOU'RE... I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.

OH, WOW! FROSTY. BRILLIANT!