- WHO'S GOT THE MOST BORING VOICE?
- WHAT?
(TED) FATHER...
FATHER, IT'S ONLY US.
"SOMEDAY, I WILL SAY HELLO,
AND FOR A CUP OF TEA, WE WILL GO."
(PA) 'A CHILD HAS BEEN, EH,
LODGED IN THE TUNNEL OF GOATS.
20...
# AVE MARIA #
GO GET ME A CORNER FLAG.
(ALL SHOUTING)
GOD, TED, YOU'RE VERY CALM
ALTOGETHER. HAVE YOU GONE MAD?
OH, THAT'S COMPLETELY UNFAIR!
FAIR ENOUGH, SO.
WE'LL JUST FINISH THE...
THE SMILE HAS BEEN VERY MUCH WIPED
OFF FATHER BARRY KIERNAN'S FACE.
(ALL SIGH)
LET'S GO TO THE PICTURES,
I FANCY A GOOD FILM!
HELLO?
WHERE'LL BE GO ON HOLIDAY, TED?
WHAT'LL WE DO FIRST, TED?
MIGHT BE WORTH SPEEDING UP
THERE A BIT, TED.
- I'LL TALK TO THESE TWO.
- YES.
I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THE ULTIMATE
STEP AND TAKE MY OWN LIFE.
STILL, I SUPPOSE THAT'S
OFTEN THE WAY WITH FAT MEN.
LISTEN, THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.
DON'T MAKE A BALLS OF IT.
DRINK! FECK! ARSE!
SO, IN NO MORE THAN 200 WORDS,
WHY YOU SHOULD GET A PARACHUTE.