(DOUGAL, DOUGAL!)
OH, TED, THAT'S THE OTHER THING.
I SOLD NIAMH THE HOUSE.
(TED) RIGHT.
ALL MY LIFE I'VE DREAMED ABOUT
SOMETHING SPECIAL HAPPENING TO ME.
REST IS PROBABLY
THE BEST THING FOR ME, NOW.
(WHISPERS) BECAUSE...
BECAUSE IT'S RACIST.
- DRINK!
- I THOUGHT YOU REALLY WANTED TO GO.
ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST AS WELL
JACK'S NOT HERE.
HOW WILL YOU TAKE A FILM
ABOUT A BURGLAR WHO KILLS EVERYBODY?
HERE IT IS. AND DOUGAL,
HONESTLY, DOUGAL,
YOU'VE GOT TO BROADEN YOUR MIND.
THAT TODD UNCTIOUS FELLA,
THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME.
WELL, NOW,
THE RAFFLE WAS RIGGED, TED.
LISTEN TO HIM!
IT'S FABULOUS BEING A PRIEST!
"..LEAVE MY ENTIRE FORTUNE TO FATHER
TED CRILLY AND FATHER DOUGAL MCGUIRE
CAN THEY NOT STAY AND HAVE A DRINK?
(DUELLING BANJOS THEME)
WE'LL JUST HAVE A LISTEN.
THIS IS AMAZING!
COME ON NOW, FATHER.
EVEN IF YOU DON'T WIN,
I'M SURE YOUR SONG'S VERY GOOD.
NEVER MIND. WE'LL LOOK FOR HIM
IN THE MORNING. ANYWAY, WELL DONE.
HOPE HE MAKES IT.
LARRY'S TREMENDOUS FUN.
I WAS HIT BY LIGHTNING A FEW TIMES,
I NEVER HAD TO GO TO HOSPITAL.