I'M HUGELY CONFUSED, TED.
WELL, IT'S NOT USUALLY SERIOUS,
IS IT, TED?
IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU'RE 22.
YOU'RE MAD! NO, NO, NO, NO.
LOOKS LIKE RAIN, TED.
- WHAT'S IT DO?
- SQUEEZE IT, IT'S A JOKE TELEPHONE.
WITH A BOMB THAT WILL BLOW UP
IF IT GOES UNDER 4MPH.
WHAT'S THAT, FATHER MCGUIRE?
YOU HAVE THE WINNING NUMBER?
AH, WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
THERE'S A SIMILAR ACT TO YOURS.
- WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
- I THINK TED HAS A PLAN.
NOT EVERY JOB'S AS DANGEROUS
AS BEING A MILKMAN.
- WELL, THERE HE GOES AGAIN.
- YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.
OH, GOD, THAT WAS CLOSE.
AND THE COMPETITION IS ON IN...?
WHO WANTS THEIR AFTERNOON DRINK?
AND PEOPLE HE KNEW.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- I'M SCARED.
HOW DID YOU GET INTERESTED
IN THAT?
HOW COULD YOU GET A PERFECTLY
SQUARE BIT OF BLACK DIRT ON A WINDOW?
FATHER, OF COURSE!
THIS IS JUST TO CLEANSE YOU.
HE'S TERRIBLY DOWN ABOUT IT.
OH. ARE YOU?
YOU'RE... I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
OH, WOW! FROSTY. BRILLIANT!