WHY DO WE HAVE TO TALK
TO THIS FASCIST?

WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A TV STAR?

FATHER JACK HAS A FONDNESS
FOR SAYING THAT WORD.

- NO. I SHOULDN'T.
- GO ON, IT'LL HELP YOU SLEEP.

- I REALLY AM FINDING IT...
- GET UP.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE IN THIS
COMPLETELY LUDICROUS...SITUATION.

WELL, THANKS FOR THE TEA, FATHER.
SEE YOU THE NEXT TIME WE, UM...

MAYBE... MAYBE I DIDN'T
KICK HIM UP THE ARSE?

HIS HEART STOPPED? FOR HOW LONG?

OOH!

TELL HIM TO GET LOST. I'M HERE NOW.

OH, YOU SEE, HE'S A TERRIBLE MAN.

- HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
- I HAVE, TED.

OH, THAT'D BE GREAT!
THAT'S WONDERFUL!

- YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THE WHISTLE?
- YES.

ANYWAY. MY SPEECH.
WHAT DID YOU THINK?

I AM. HELLO, MARY.

THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
YOU'RE FORGETTING I'M CALLED TED.

TILL YOU SEE THE ENGLISH BOATS
WITH THE NUCLEAR SYMBOL.

TAKEN FROM THE GERMAN ADVANCE
ON RUSSIA.

OK, LET'S TRY IT NOW.

AH, COME ON. PLEASE!
PLEASE, I SWEAR...

NOW, COME ON, NOW. THE JOKE'S OVER.

I DID, TED.
I PUT IT BACK IN THE CAGE.