GOD ALMIGHTY!
IMAGINE ANYONE BEING SO DISHONEST

I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY...

AND THEY HAVE TO EAT
ALL THEIR FRIENDS.

- ANGRY. VERY ANGRY MAN.
- HATES CHILDREN.

I KNOW FOR A FACT SAINT TIBULUS
WORE MORE CLOTHES THAN THAT.

IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
CAREER WOMEN. VERY AGGRESSIVE.

AH. THERE HE IS NOW, ANYWAY.

I LOVE PHEASANT.

- TED...
- IT WAS A NON-PROFIT MAKING...

THAT'S WHY THEY SACKED HIM
FROM THAT PROGRAMME.

NOW, FATHER, THAT'S NOT ON,
IMPERSONATING SIR BOB.

BYE, SISTER. BYE, SISTERS.

EVER SINCE I READ HIS PAMPHLETS,

YOU'RE ELVIS AS WELL.

I'D HAVE TO SAY...
WELL, JUMPERS AND...

EXCEPT HE'D BE
A BBC TELEVISION PRESENTER.

NICE. ARE YOU SURE
YOU WON'T HAVE A CUP?

WHAT TIME IS THE CEREMONY, TED?

EXCUSE ME, FATHER,
YOU'RE SITTING ON MY CARDIGAN.

THAT'S RIGHT.

GOOD LUCK, FATHER TED.

(MAN) RACIST!

HE COULD'VE BEEN POPE, TED.

ANYONE WHO'S SERVED THE CHURCH
AS LONG AS HE HAS DESERVES A REST.