# LIKE A TRAIN IN THE NIGHT... #

WELL, TED,
I'M VERY CYNICAL, AS YOU KNOW.

# LIKE A TRAIN IN THE NIGHT #

- HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM LONG?
- YES. PARTNERS FOR TEN YEARS.

SO YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING
YOU SHOULDN'T.

CAN WE GO OVER TO
THE ROCK AND BACK, TED?

SORRY, I LOST YOU THERE.
WHAT HAPPENS?

AS IT HITS THE BOTTOM OF THE CUP.

THERE'S SOMEONE BURIED IN THE CAVES.
HE'S OK BUT YOU SHOULD GO QUICKLY.

EXCUSE ME, FATHER,
YOU'RE SITTING ON MY CARDIGAN.

NOTHING IS YOUR AREA, CRILLY.
YOU DO NOT HAVE AN AREA.

- WHAT?
- GENE HACKMAN PLAYS A PRIEST IN IT.

(IRISH JIG)

SEVEN O'CLOCK,
I MAY HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY.

- DOUGAL, TAKE OFF HIS GLOVES.
- RIGHT SO, TED.

RIGHT. WHAT ABOUT,

- YOU SURE? IT'S HOT.
- NO, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

YOUR POEM? WELL, I WROTE IT
AS A SURPRISE. IT WAS MY POEM.

I'LL NEVER GET A DECENT PARISH!
THEY'LL SEND ME TO SOME BLOODY KIP!

AH...

AH, NO. ANYWAY, THERE'S ONLY ONE
MOTHER TERESA, AND THAT'S YOU, TED.

AND WHEN SAINT TIBULUS TRIED TO TAKE
THAT BANANA OFF THE OTHER LAD?

REMEMBER THE FUN
WE USED TO HAVE IN THE SHOWERS?

YES.