FATHER TED
WHAT? ME DANCE?
OH, I'M NOT MUCH OF A DANCER, NO.
AND HE TAUGHT ELVIS PRESLEY
HOW TO PLAY KARATE.
- WAS IT A GHOST?
- NO.
WE HAVE TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?
I SUPPOSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
NOW, IT WAS FUNNY.
WELL, YES. WE'LL START
WITH A HISTORY OF THE ISLAND,
THROW THEM OFF THE PLANE,
PRETEND THEY NEVER EXISTED.
DO YOU SEE HIM?
EASTER'S MILES AWAY.
- WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
- OH, YES. NOW...
IT'S A LITTLE OUT OF DATE. WE'VE HAD
ANOTHER SWIMMING POOL BUILT AND...
FATHER, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUT.
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
WELL, IMELDA, YOU'RE A LOVELY GIRL.
OH, WE SAW A GREAT ONE.
NUMBER 11. IF ANYONE HAS THAT NUMBER,
COME UP ON STAGE!
COULD IT?
'REALLY?'
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
NO, NO, NO, NO!
HOW IS IT A BABY?
DOES IT HAVE A NAPPY ON OR SOMETHING?
JIM?
WHERE ALL RANKS OF THE CLERGY
CAN DISCUSS THEIR VIEWS
BETWEEN TWO IMMENSITIES OF DARKNESS.