YES, ER...GOOD QUESTION.

WELL, MRS DOYLE, THERE'S MORE
TO FOOTBALL THAN YOU THINK.

# YOU'RE A PONY NO MORE

- WILL YOU SHOW HER THE SPARE ROOM?
- WHAT?

IT'S JUST THREE LADS POINTING
AT A STAR. A BIT DISAPPOINTING.

FECK...FECKING MARVELLOUS NEWS.

I'M VERY TIRED. I'M 85!

COME ON, WE'LL GO HOME
AND GET YOU A DRINK.

UP...LOOK...DOWN.

HE COULD HAVE AN ACCIDENT
AND BE KILLED.

NO ONE CAN STEAL IT AND, UH...

- WHAT ABOUT FROSTIES?
- THE SAME THING.

# TELLIN' US WHAT TO DO

I'LL DO IT AND YOU CAN WATCH.

WHATEVER.

YOU'LL BE UP IN A MINUTE?

AND SNIFF IT FROM TIME TO TIME.

PLEASE CHANGE. PLEASE!

'GOD ALMIGHTY, BRENDAN.
YOU'RE A BIG FOOL.'

THERE'S NO WAY ROUND IT.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT HIM IN GOAL.

YOU KICKED ME UP THE ARSE!

HOW ABOUT...A LOVELY HORSE?

WHAT?

SO, IF GOD HAS EXISTED FOREVER,
WHAT DID HE DO IN HIS SPARE TIME