BUT HE JUST SITS THERE.
WHAT DOES HE GET OUT OF IT?

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO EMBARRASS US,
YOU'RE NOT SUCCEEDING.

WELL...

FATHER JACK,
ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO IT?

IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ON ANY MAPS.

IT'S NOT THAT UNUSUAL.
FATHER FINNEGAN GOT ONE.

PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM
I GAVE INTO TEMPTATION.

I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES
IN THE REAL WORLD.

NO, THEY'D HEAR HIM
SHOUTING "GIRLS!"

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

AREN'T NUNS GREAT?

I HOPE YOU WON'T BE TEMPTED
BY ALL THOSE LOVELY GIRLS.

SO YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING
YOU SHOULDN'T.

"EFFING THIS" AND "EFFING THAT".

(DOUGAL) GIVE US A B, PLEASE, BOB...
BEETHOVEN.

OH, GOD, DOUGAL. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

JUST RAN STRAIGHT OUT
OF THE BUILDING.

NICE AND SLOW.

IT'S ME, IN THE NIP. WITH A DOG.

NO, I'M BEING GIVEN...
A GOLDEN CLERIC AWARD!

MUST BE GREAT TO BE SOBER
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

'IT'S SAFE TO SAY THE BURGLAR
IS DEFINITELY IN THE ROOM.'

- DRINK?
- YES, I PROMISE. TRY AGAIN.

DO YOU REMEMBER IT?