THAT'S IT.
SO, IN NO MORE THAN 200 WORDS,
WHY YOU SHOULD GET A PARACHUTE.
GOD, TED, I'M SO SORRY.
IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
- CHESS OR BUCKAROO?
- ER...
YES. HA, HA.
TEA, EVERYONE.
OH, I SEE. DID FATHER DAMO
GIVE YOU THE IDEA?
PLEASE CHANGE. PLEASE!
(CAN RATTLES)
WHAT?
HERE WE ARE NOW.
YOU FAT, SMELLY COW!
TED, I'M SO HUNGRY
I'M BEGINNING TO HALLUCINATE.
BYE, FATHER!
WHAT?
GOOD IDEA.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE
THE FIRST TO BUY A RAFFLE TICKET?
NO. THANKS ANYWAY.
SOMETIMES I'M NOT AS PATIENT
AS I SHOULD BE.
HOW COULD WE GET HIM
TO GIVE IT TO US?
WE MUST HAVE EVERY ALBUM
YOU EVER MADE.
HE'S A TERRIBLE ALCOHOLIC.
HE'S BEEN ON THE WAGON FOR A YEAR.
A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF WHISKY!
HOW VERY GENEROUS!
AND YOU HAVE TO SAY,
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR.